February 2021

It is a documented fact that true love has a way of clouding your cranial processes.  Males are especially susceptible to this condition.  Thirty-six years ago I was completely infatuated with my first soon-to-be wife (she is still my current wife, I just like pointing out that she was my first; this point was purely […]

I like Costco. I probably like Costco too much, and my wife would attest to that. But there is one item I will never purchase again at Costco – their dress shirts. Apparently the male models at Costco’s shirt factories were crossbred with alligators; or it could be that my anatomy is a direct descendant of the missing